Wonders of Omegle

So, I decided that I keep posting also things outside of the girlyness and all that jazz. I hope you enjoy this bit!

Omegle is a site where you get connected with a complete stranger and all works anonymously. You end up with many people using the site as dating service but sometimes get in funny discussions. It's pretty sure that people will lie to you and they know you lie to them - but it's part of the fun. See it for yourself (I don't take any responsibility) http://omegle.com.

Stranger: y

Stranger: hey*

Stranger: male or female?

You: 89, male, Nebraska. You?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: really?

You: Of course! It'd be rude to lie in the internet!

Stranger: yeh... im sure

Stranger: well whats an 80 yr old doing on here exactly??

You: Ohh, just spending time... Waiting polar bears to arrive.

You: Good things these wireless internet connections!

Stranger: yepp!!

Stranger: i know....

Stranger: have u got a wife?

You: Yes I do. Wicked creature she is.

Stranger: lol awww i bet she's lovely

You: You haven't met her.

Stranger: duh...

Stranger: how about kids?

You: I have two grown up sons. Jake and Jarred. Both moved away long time ago.

Stranger: awww

Stranger: do u see them?

You: Yes, every christmas we go and visit their families.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: so u have grand children?

You: Jake has three kids, Jarred has one.

Stranger: very nice

Stranger: so...... is this all true?

Stranger: or... are u lieing?

You: Oh, not really. There are no polar bears in Nebraska.

You: I wished there were.

You: Used to go and hunt them.

Stranger: and everything else?

You: You probably wouldn't believe even when I said it is.

Stranger: ??

Stranger: not many older people on here tbh....

Stranger: most ppl lie..

You: You youngsters doubt everything. When someone says it's nice weather you run outside to check it for yourselves.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: not quite...

Stranger: thats why we have windows!!1

Stranger: (:

Stranger: well

Stranger: nice to meet u....

Stranger: byeee

You: You too. Have a great day youngster!

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: you 2

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT:

I decided to "entertain" you with my other "Omegle character".

Stranger: asl?

You: No ASL. Since I am homeless hobo.

You: And orphean

You: So I don't know any of those things for sure.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.